Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
Are dost zinda ho to *sms* bhejo,
Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
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Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga…
mita dunga… mita dunga…
Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga….
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“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say
there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U
but 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U.
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SORRY
S
O
R
R
Y
S
O
R
R
Y
SORRY
Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means
S - SOME
O - ONE’S
R - REALLY,
R - REMEMBERING
Y - YOU.
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Saware twadi yaad ayyi te twanu miss kita, dinne twadi yaad ayyi te horvi miss kita,
jad raati twadi yaad ayyi te fir mis kita, jad jaan te ban aae te sms kita.
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Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota ..ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota..
Zindagi ho jati bejaan agar maine tere jaisa dost paya na hota.
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People live People Die People Laugh People cry. Some give up Some will try
Some say Hi Some say bye. Others may forgot U but! how can I..
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunaun Ramayan wala.
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Just wondering, wud u smile if I smile at u?
wud u say hello if i greet u?
wud u talk 2 me if i talk 2 u?
wud u add “too” if i tell u
i miss u?
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D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,par
D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki
D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE
D se DEAR.
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MONDAY KO DOSTI,
TUESDAY KO PYAR,
WEDNESDAY KO SHADI,
THURSDAY KO BARBADI,
FRIDAY KO FIGHTING,
SATURDAY KO TALAQ,
SUNDAY KO REST,
MONDAY KO NEXT!!!
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Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful,
genius,
smart,
nice,;
gud looking,
intelligent,
respectful,
kind,
ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Actually
seriuously
practically
really
typically
sincerely
jokingly
essentially
interestingly
obviously
i want to disturb u !!!
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I MAY B GONE..
4 a min
4 an hr
4 a day
4 a mnth
bt i’ll always
b here 4 u
i may nt b able
2 alwys say
gd mornin
gd evnin
gd nyt
bt i”l nvr say
GUDBYE..2 U..
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Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI”
ko janam de hai!
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Kaise ho?
maze me?
tabiyat kasei?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
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Doctor says to pathan:
blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga;
25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
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Whan i call u,
1 ring means i’ m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i’m missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean..
BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
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5 great people:
1.Quaid,woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram,woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai,apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
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sending you 1000 smiles take one 4 now and keep remaining 999 under ur pillow,pick out 1 every time bcz i want to see you smiling always.
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Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods’ Blessings..
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Just a line…2 keep in touch…coz u r on my mind so very much…& even though, I’ve nothing 2 say…U’ll know…I thought of u 2day
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Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror………….u will see eleven roses
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Gr8 people talk about things.small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms
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If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
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Don’t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It’s 4 the simple reason… u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u now
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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u’re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.
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Destiny decides who you meet in your life…….but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.
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What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be careful
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When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!”
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
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I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box
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Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….someone somewhere is thinking of you
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U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories…. of many good things.
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I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love…I hope she beats the hell out of you…!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
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Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
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Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror…
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There is no meaning of DAY without SUN, There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON, There is no meaning of SEA without WATER, There is no meaning of ME without U.
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love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry
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don’t close ur door wn u feel alon, don’t close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon’t ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
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getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won’t get is pure love
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Hi here\’s a cup of coffee just for you.I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today
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Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out… hurry up
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Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
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You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil
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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. miss you.
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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
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New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be Finish…… It’s for You my Special NEW YEAR’S wish
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Memorable moment r celebrate together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear… Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Pura ho aapke sare Aim, Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti. Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity
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Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar
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Wish in 2oo6 God gives You… 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don’t get Fear Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”. *HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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Fresh Air…. Fresh Idea…. Fresh Talent…. Fresh Energy…. I wish U to have a ….. Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2006
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Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend
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Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2006, 2005 ke baad.Wish u a Happy new year
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Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year.
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year
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Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year
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Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2006.
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Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear, Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear, Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear… Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New YearHAPPY NEW YEAR
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ween man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
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I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
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all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY….!
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The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
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Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
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Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy AnniversaryBy
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We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary
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I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
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On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding
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if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, “do you still love me?” I’d say, “Till death do us part”Happy Anniversary
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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
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I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
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That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lovere
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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
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I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
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The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary
